The Heat Has Effected My Mental Stability
To the CD Warehouse guy: $14.00 is insufficient for the amount of cds I sold to you today.
To my future iPod: You'd better be worth it.
To the stupid fucking dust cloud: Get the hell out of here because I can't breathe.
To the Publix cashier: It would be wise not to say "yeah" after customers say "thank you."
To Archway: Thank you for making such delicious cookies, namely the iced molasses ones.
To Me: You're not real bright for eating most of the package of cookies on the way home.
To Bob Sheiffer: Thank you for making the news bearable. I like your smirk and your snappy ties.
To Spellcheck: Fuck is too a word.
To my future iPod: You'd better be worth it.
To the stupid fucking dust cloud: Get the hell out of here because I can't breathe.
To the Publix cashier: It would be wise not to say "yeah" after customers say "thank you."
To Archway: Thank you for making such delicious cookies, namely the iced molasses ones.
To Me: You're not real bright for eating most of the package of cookies on the way home.
To Bob Sheiffer: Thank you for making the news bearable. I like your smirk and your snappy ties.
To Spellcheck: Fuck is too a word.
posted by Cory at 6:47 PM
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