Today

Coolest thing I saw today: Publix provides sanitizing wipes for shopping cart handles.

Most bizarre/compelling thing I saw today: Two lizards mating on the window screen. I feel a little ashamed of myself, but I was looking out the window and saw these two going at it. I got as close as I could without scaring them and I saw that when they were finished, his penis tucked neatly back inside his body in what looked like a kangaroo's pouch. Amazing. I need to go shower now. I feel so dirty.