Hey Hunan Wok - Suck It!

We finally had the pleasure of dining at P.F. Chang’s on Friday night. I understand that this is part of a chain, but unless you live far away from here; there is no decent Chinese restaurant. Every strip mall in a 5 mile radius of my house has a Chinese take out place. They are to Chinese food what Krystal’s is to a hamburger: poor quality fast food. I have a couple of questions for the strip mall places: Do your margaritas have lychee juice in them? No. Will your waiter stand next to my table and wrap up my mu shu in pancakes so I don’t have to be bothered? No. Do you even make real pancakes? No. Do you play Tori Amos music? No. Will you wrap up my leftovers tableside and package them in a cute shopping bag? I think not.

We had to get there early to avoid the three hour wait, but it was totally worth eating dinner at 4:45 p.m. like a couple of senior citizens.