Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Questions That I Will Never Have the Answers To:

1. Why is the vending machine room at my office complex filled with fuzzy caterpillars in various stages of death?
2. Why do Zaxby’s salads always sound so much better than they actually are?
3. What has happened to the magazine distributor in my area that People is not being put out on Fridays anymore? Unacceptable.
4. Why would a woman name her son Pac Man Jones?
5. Why would 52 million people buy a LIVESTRONG bracelet, only to look like 51,999,999 other people?


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