I'm In a Funky Way

Last night I was driving home after happy hour and I happened to be listening to the 90’s station on XM. The song “Vibeology” by Paula Abdul was playing, and I was horrified that I remembered every single word of it. I may have even liked it when it came out. Now that I think about it, I remember riding around with my friend Alicia and singing it loudly. Is this song as embarrassing to Paula now as it is to me? How am I supposed to respect her and take her seriously as an American Idol judge now?

Well, the hits kept coming, and I ended up sitting in my driveway and singing EVERY SINGLE WORD of “Step by Step” by New Kids on the Block. What the fuck? Eventually the spell was broken when they played something by Shaggy. Good thing or I would probably still be sitting out there now.

Below are the lyrics for us all to enjoy. I think I broke my Spellcheck on this shit:

Ooh work it baby
A give me that vibe
Uh what is it?
Ya got that vibeology
That V-I-B-Eology
Your body is pumped
Next to me
Ya got that sensuality
And oh I love what ya do
When ya do what ya do
Ya got me pumped
In the groove
When ya move
I'm in a funky way I'm
I'm in a funky way I'm
Horny horns!!
I'm in a funky way a
Give me that
I'm in a funky way a
Give me that vibeology
Vibeology now what is that?
Well it's the study
Of the chemistry
Between you and me.
Vibeology
Feelings you send me
Vibeology
A funky beat and then he's
Ooh Vibeology
Oh the vibes the vibes
Vibeology
Ayee, ayee...
I'm in a funky way a
Give me that
I'm in a funky way a
Give me that vibe
I'm in a funky way a
Give me thatVibeology
Those vibes they keep
Getting to me
I don't know what to do
A give me that vibe
I'm in a funky way
Oh I'm in a
A give me that vibe
I'm in a funky way
Vibeology
I'm in a
Uh it would be very
Unvibeolistic of you to
Uhruh
Not get into the vibes
I'm Sending you
Right there uh you see
Love is like a...
And oh I love what ya do
Ya got me pumped
In the groove
When ya move
I'm in a funky way
Vibeology
A funky beat and then he's
Ooh
Vibeology
Oh the vibes the vibes
Vibeology
Ayee...ayee…