Pet Peeve #753

Today I ate lunch at Sweet Tomatoes, which is an all-you-can-eat soup and salad bar place. I go there when I feel like eating a healthy lunch, and then I smother that healthy lunch with blue cheese dressing and bacon bits. And afterwards I make a sundae at the ice cream buffet. They have these little table cards to let your server know if you’ve gone back up to the buffet, or if you have left. One side says “We’ll be ripe back” and the other side says “See you next thyme.” I’d like to meet their advertising people so that I could punch them squarely in the pie. Get it? Like eye? I’m witty. I hate word play and stupid puns. These cards make me angry enough to eat my blue cheese dressing and bacon bits elsewhere.