If My Mom Was Your Mom

1. She'd make you sweet iced tea and fried chicken any time you asked.
2. She'd laugh hard at your jokes.
3. She'd give you lots of hugs.
4. She'd automatically dislike anyone who was mean or unkind to you.
5. She'd get all of her church friends to pray for good things to happen to you.
6. She'd do all of your mending without complaining.
7. She'd sew you a homemade Cabbage Patch doll when you were 10.
8. She'd never nag you about producing grandchildren.
9. She'd bake all your favorite treats.
10. She'd dance with your crazy high school friends at your wedding.

Happy Birthday Bettina. I love you.