You Know You're Getting Old When...

1. Your younger sister truly wants a station wagon.
2. You believe that you have arthritis in your left elbow.
3. You’re in no way interested in watching the VMA’s or the Teen Choice Awards.
4. You haven’t watched The Real World since the Chicago season.
5. You get so excited about buying new furniture that you are unable to sleep the night before it is delivered.
6. You remember the first time peasant blouses and skirts were in style.
7. You just saw a music video with an 80’s theme, and it was a parody.
8. You are no longer afraid to ask store employees to open another register if there is a long line.
9. You write a complaint letter to the manufacturer of your broken coffee maker.