Wednesday Story

Once upon a time Bridget and I were kids and we lived in a great big old house with high ceilings. We were playing a game which involved throwing a stuffed dog up in the air repeatedly. Someone--probably me--threw it so high that it broke the glass light fixture. My dad was livid. He was so mad that after he yelled at us he walked back to the living room and for emphasis kicked a small, empty cardboard box that was on the floor. That cardboard box flew up into the air and broke another light fixture. It was the best moment in all of my seven years.

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