Oh No He Didn't

This is worthy of another post. I should probably just wait until the end of this interview before I publish.

What's his name is maintaining his douche bag status with comments like "when we talked on the phone for the first time, we had so much in common and I just knew that if she was pretty then she would be perfect." Have you looked in the mirror sir? Your haircut makes you look like an 8 year old boy who gets beat up on the playground. And please don't try to make us believe that you lived together, but never had pre-marital sex. Maybe your Mamas believe that one, but no one else does.

I'm just glad that Jennifer is able to keep up with her tanning and hair coloring appointments during this trying time.