Thursday, April 27, 2006

I Never Claimed To Be Normal

A normal person can go to a Japanese steakhouse and not mentally calculate how many metric tons of butter and oil are being used to prepare her dinner.

A normal person doesn't worry about getting salmonella from the chef serving the meal with the same utensils he used to cook eggs and raw chicken.

A normal person doesn't spend the whole meal wondering whether the chef is drunk or just plain crazy.

3 Comments:

Blogger Allygator said...

This is strangely reminding me of the Japanese Steakhouse Incident of 2003. That guy was DEFINITELY wasted!!! Any man who sings "I am coming out" while tossing around knives has GOT to be f'ed up.

2:28 PM  
Blogger Cory said...

Same place, different nut job. It's probably a job requirement.

3:15 PM  
Blogger C. said...

Yikes! I thought we got a one time show that night...guess it's every night at that place!

8:17 AM  

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