By Next Tuesday
Things I Have To Do Before Having Company Next Week:
1. Clean guest room and closet.
2. Repaint a wall in said guest room.
3. Plan meals, make shopping list, and grocery shop.
4. Dust baseboards.
5. Febreze living room furniture.
6. Clean litter box.
7. Clean air conditioning vents.
8. Get carpet professionally steam cleaned.
9. Plant autumn flowers.
Additional Things I Have To Do Before Having Company Since They'll Be At My House While I'm At Work:
1. Paint master bedroom and bath.
2. Line kitchen cabinets with shelf paper.
3. Scrub inside of kitchen trash can.
4. Make sure none of my clean underwear is in the dryer just begging to be folded.
5. Clear a walking path through garage.
6. Organize junk drawers.
7. Make sure all gifts ever received are prominently displayed about house.
8. Clean the bowels of the refrigerator.
9. Hide all marital aids (kidding, Mom!)
Things That Will Probably Happen Before Next Tuesday:
1. I will spend large amounts of time sitting on my arse.
2. All marital aids will be hidden.
1. Clean guest room and closet.
2. Repaint a wall in said guest room.
3. Plan meals, make shopping list, and grocery shop.
4. Dust baseboards.
5. Febreze living room furniture.
6. Clean litter box.
7. Clean air conditioning vents.
8. Get carpet professionally steam cleaned.
9. Plant autumn flowers.
Additional Things I Have To Do Before Having Company Since They'll Be At My House While I'm At Work:
1. Paint master bedroom and bath.
2. Line kitchen cabinets with shelf paper.
3. Scrub inside of kitchen trash can.
4. Make sure none of my clean underwear is in the dryer just begging to be folded.
5. Clear a walking path through garage.
6. Organize junk drawers.
7. Make sure all gifts ever received are prominently displayed about house.
8. Clean the bowels of the refrigerator.
9. Hide all marital aids (kidding, Mom!)
Things That Will Probably Happen Before Next Tuesday:
1. I will spend large amounts of time sitting on my arse.
2. All marital aids will be hidden.
posted by Cory at 3:57 PM
7 Comments:
the underwear one was for me, wasn't it?
You never know when your MIL will go in your dryer and fold your thongs. Beware...it can happen to you.
i thought of this...will she be on your computer? you maybe should remove all evidence of your blog.
That's a good point c. brings up...have you visitor proofed your computer???
LOL thank goodness my mother is computer challenged so she could not surf around my 'puter!!
LOL!! You are too funny! When you get those little odds & ends taken care of, please come over and paint my upstairs hallway and front door. Shouldn't take more than half a day!
You forgot:
3. You will consume large amounts of wine so who gives a crap about the rest.
Whoa! That's a lot of preparation. Did you say the Queen of England was coming to your house?
or you could keep the place as-is and hope it will deter future visits from the MIL!!! ;)
How are things looking for the company that's coming to visit??
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