Thursday, February 16, 2006

Oh No He Didn't

I thoroughly enjoy getting comments. Nice ones though, not ones where I'm being called the C word. Today I got this one:

"I like making fun of people too! My blog is all about it. For a women you seem very intelligent.

Mr. Morris"

Thanks for stopping by Mr. Morris. I appreciate the thought behind the comment. Though I don't have any test scores to back me up, I'd like to think I'm intelligent for a human being.

I'm going to unleash my dearest Heather the feminist on this one. Go to it little lady. (What, you don't like being called that?)


Blogger C. said...

Um, I've been sitting here writing and erasing all the comments I WANT to say. I'm going to have to deep breathe for a bit so I don't post anything completely mean.

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Heather said...

OH.MY.GOD. Even I am speechless. For a WOMAN you seem intelligent? Well, for a man, it's impressive that he can string together a sentence that doesn't involve talking about sports or his dick. Cripes.

How bout this?

Mr. Morris,

I'm glad you like making fun of people on your blog. It will make it that much easier to trash-talk you here. While I appreciate the feedback, I would note that I am currently all stocked up on chauvinist pigs. I also have quite a hefty supply of smart, sassy female readers. They are quick with words and -- when the occasion calls for it -- snappy comebacks.

Oh, and, for the record, when you're throwing around big words like "intelligent", you might want to be sure that your grammar is correct. Oh, and your punctuation sucks! This blogger would recommend a better editor. I know many capable females who would be more than happy to cut a few things off (oops, I mean "out") for you. Sour puss faces all around.

Kindest estrogen-fueled regards,
Mrs. Sourpuss

11:00 AM  
Blogger Allygator said...

Well, you have to give him SOME credit...he lives in the UK and didn't say "You seem intelligent for an American"

Working in aviation, I'm used to men like this. Sadly, my dad is also one of them.

11:25 AM  
Blogger T said...

I'm with Christine- I've rewritten my comment about 3 times pea sized female brain just keeps coming up with fractured turrets like thoughts.. castration.. dickhead... ...WHALE SPERM... WHALE SPERM... ass muncher.... BALLS

11:27 PM  
Blogger Allygator said...

T - bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha!!!!

Visions of Amy Pohler's character in Deuce Bigalow are popping in my head.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

hey Cory... If it makes you feel any better, he left a fairly not-so-nice one in my comments, too. I think that's his "gimmick", and he thinks he's being clever.

12:12 AM  
Blogger Chilihead2 said...

He posted on my site too and another one I was reading (can't remember which one right now). He's a dork.

9:07 PM  

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