Thank You For Not Doing This To Me Bridget

This weekend I went to a bridal shower for a good friend. Her sister thought of this game in which she asked the fiance a bunch of questions about the bride (previously by email), then the bride had to answer them in front of her guests to see if their answers matched. Kind of like The Newlywed Game. Except with no prize and extreme humiliation.

It was very cute, and a good idea. What wasn't taken into consideration was that the fiance is a complete riot, and can't be trusted with things like this. The ones that stand out in my head are:

Q: What is your favorite memory of Jennifer?
A: When she shit her pants at Pizza Hut. (this is totally untrue, so he added something like "taking walks on the beach.")

Q: What is your favorite physical feature of Jennifer's?
A: Her boobs.

Jennifer got that one right, the only bad thing was that she was sitting next to her future mother-in-law when she had to answer it.