Two Quick Things
Each time I go through the Starbucks drive thru, they always greet me with "Good morning. Can I start you off with a blueberry muffin today?" They pick something new each day to promote. Trust me, I know. This morning the guy said "Good morning. Can I interest you in an espresso machine today?" I hope I didn't hurt his feelings when I laughed directly into the speaker. Was I supposed to say "Sure, just give me a silver one." Because I always make major purchases by way of drive thru.
If you don't read dlisted seven times a day like me, I really don't know what to do with you. If you do read it, you'll know that they put up these absurd photos everyday and have a caption contest. I finally won. I'm really proud of this, but it probably just means I'm a real sicko. I was going to say "sick fuck," but I think I'm going to cut down on the swear words while blogging. Just as an experiment.
If you don't read dlisted seven times a day like me, I really don't know what to do with you. If you do read it, you'll know that they put up these absurd photos everyday and have a caption contest. I finally won. I'm really proud of this, but it probably just means I'm a real sicko. I was going to say "sick fuck," but I think I'm going to cut down on the swear words while blogging. Just as an experiment.
posted by Cory at 5:22 PM
8 Comments:
Which one was yours on D Listed??
I was wondering the same thing as Bridge
I've looked through it all and didn't find you, either, but my eyes are kind of crossed and bugged out from about a million hours behind the computer catching up on work...
It's a two-person experiment. I'm already sucking at it in real life. I've been at work for 6 hours, and I've already said d***, s****, f****, and shit-ass-ho motherfucker. Ooops, that last one escaped censorship. Sorry.
Next time you go through the Drive-thru lane they may greet you with "Good Morning. Can I interest you in a Starbucks franchise?"
I'm such a potty mouth in my blog. I guess i get it all out there. don't you dare stop cussing, or I'll kick your fucking ass.
Whoooo-hoo! That was fun!
Now where the freak is your comment on that site???
Haha! Oh yeah, that's great---let's just buy major appliances through a 'drive-thru'... Lovely. I would have seriously thought it was a joke!
How about the folks who attempt to refinance their house via the drive thru at the bank? Geez - go inside already.
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