Monday, July 10, 2006

It's Only Monday and I've Already Been to ABC Liquors

I saw this on a wine bottle named "Big Ass Chard" and thought it was worth sharing:

It should probably be offensive, but I like that they made the guy fat too. Not as fat, but not exactly Jack Sprat. I didn't mean for that to rhyme. I should stop drinking now.



Blogger mk99 said...

That is too funny. Oh I miss my wine....does that make me a whine-no?

8:21 PM  
Blogger C. said...

We are the same person in two different bodies...I was at ABC this afternoon too and saw the EXACT SAME THING. Bizarre.

You must try a liquor by Just Desserts, it's Creme Brulee flavored goodness. Like a CB flavored Baileys. Yuuuum. makes everything better (even ykw visits).

9:25 PM  
Blogger Cory said...

Oh mk, there's no substitute for wine. I'm sorry.

Christine - I shouldn't be surprised by things like this anymore, but I am. I looked for the creme brulee thing and couldn't find it. I did buy Bailey's though. Class reunion, be damned.

8:30 AM  
Blogger C. said...

Amen my sister!

6:33 PM  
Anonymous jen said...

even the DOG has a big booty!!!

regarding the shoe thing. i too had a pair of shoes that i only wore around the house and no, they weren't stripper shoes.

they were a lovely raspberry suede shoe with a french heel. 'twas the heel that sold me. i could never find a thing to wear with them, plus they were a half size too large (but i HAD to have them). so i would just parade around the house in them feeling all kinds of sexy.

they looked equally great with grey sweatpants or a plaid flannel nightie.

project runway tomorrow!!!!!!

10:15 PM  
Blogger Boo7 said...

lol great pic!!! Even the dog looks like the mister and the missus.....:)

7:55 AM  
Blogger Allygator said...

Screw it -- we can all be fat and drunk at the class reunion. At least if we are drunk, we won't care if we are fat!

And by "we" I mean me.

11:46 AM  
Blogger Barbara said...

Ohmigod, this is too funny! I'm tempted to scan it in and make a pattern of it! ;> And I've only had 2 glasses of port...

4:48 PM  
Blogger C. said...

Um, I'm feeling left "we" you need to mean "and my fat friend Christine" too.

Thank you. 2.5 glasses of Pinot Noir (hey, the mil is here still).

8:23 PM  
Blogger Cory said...

Screw you two skinny minnies. Just stand next to me. I'll be the one drinking Bailey's milkshakes.

9:40 PM  
Blogger C. said...

bite me, you bailey's lovin' fool! I'll have one in each hand.

9:27 AM  
Blogger mk99 said...

I made this pic my background at work. If I can't drink the stuff, at least I can laugh at the graphics all day.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Allygator said...

I weigh 35 pounds more than I did at the last reunion - I think I win the fat girl contest, thankyouverymuch!

3:23 PM  

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