Dear Oprah,

Up until this point, I thought you could do no wrong. I think you're great with all the helping of the people and the giving to the charities. I just have one small request: could you please give me a warning next time before you do a tribute concert to Luther Vandross while I'm having PMS? I haven't cried that hard since my cat Buzz died in the 9th grade. Thanks so much.

XOXO,
Cory