Britney is an Immature Whore

I just read that Britney Spears gave birth to the Federfetus. I can't take credit for that name, but I sure do like it. I already feel so sorry for this child. She actually scheduled a C-section to avoid the pain of regular child birth. Who does that? She is obviously not mature enough to have a baby and her priorities are all screwed up. "In the October issue of Elle, Spears said she looked forward to motherhood, proclaiming, 'I'm gonna be a hot mom!'" Yeah, because that's what it's all about. Stupid bitch.

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