Monday, January 09, 2006

For Sale

2003 Saturn ION Coupe



28,000 miles
Dual airbags
AM/FM stereo with CD player
New tires
Power windows and locks with remote entry
Cruise control

Special Features Include:

A tendency to leave you stranded by the side of the road
The promise of a dead battery any time it has not been driven for 48 hours
Notices of recalls on a semi-annual basis
A pre-existing relationship with a service department who could give a shit
Free car rental allotment each time it is under repair, which averages once per month

Price:

$5.00 US
1 venti decaf latte

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5 Comments:

Blogger C. said...

Perfect. Katie says she wants "the same car as Miss. Cory", so I'll let her know it's in her price range.

8:59 PM  
Blogger Fightin' Mad Mary said...

Okay, so I now I know what I am NOT going to buy!
Thanks

2:02 AM  
Blogger Allygator said...

Did it break down AGAIN???? What the fuck!!!! It's time to buy a new car, my friend!

9:15 AM  
Anonymous Heather said...

Too funny, chica. I needed a laugh today...thanks!

11:10 AM  
Blogger Barbara said...

I'll swap you our Renault Laguna. The back seatbelts don't work. The driver's side window doesn't work. It is a magnet for any vandal or thief within a 10 mile radius. The wiring is wonky, so the back lights frequently don't function properly. It costs a bloody fortune to even drive by the garage, let alone make an appointment. But it looks cool. Really.

3:09 PM  

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