Monday, October 17, 2005

Pimp My Mouth

If you were given the choice between a gold tooth crown or a white one, which would you choose? Me too.

Gold would not work for several equally important reasons:

1. I'm more of a silver/white gold kind of a girl.
2. I'd worry that it would set off metal detectors in airports.
3. I'd be afraid of getting my ass beaten by a defensive minority here in the racist deep south.
4. I like to have the option of removing my bling to say shower or sleep or swim, and I think this would be more of a permanent situation.

**Unrelated - Saturn only charges assholes who break their sideview mirrors $22.00 to replace the glass!**


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