This Is A Day Late
But unlike most people I did not have the day off. My only consolation was not having to slow down for multiple school zones.
Long ago, and so very far away I was dating the first guy in a long line of dumb asses. We were talking on the phone one night and I asked him if he had Martin Luther King day off from work. He said "I don't think so, I don't work with that many black people." I distinctly remember taking a deep breath and making a conscious effort not to scream into the phone "IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT'S NOT DECIDED UPON BY THE ETHNICITY OF YOUR COWORKERS."
Yeah, I pretty much knew it was over after that conversation.
Long ago, and so very far away I was dating the first guy in a long line of dumb asses. We were talking on the phone one night and I asked him if he had Martin Luther King day off from work. He said "I don't think so, I don't work with that many black people." I distinctly remember taking a deep breath and making a conscious effort not to scream into the phone "IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE! IT'S NOT DECIDED UPON BY THE ETHNICITY OF YOUR COWORKERS."
Yeah, I pretty much knew it was over after that conversation.
posted by Cory at 7:59 PM
7 Comments:
I just love when you say, "for fuck's sake."
no matter what kind of day I have you always make me laugh woman
C- "for fuck's sake" is as satisfying as "douche bag" to me. Go on, say it out loud.
T- Thank you, that makes me feel like less of a bitch.
Oh my God! That is so funny.
Oh man, that is just too too funny. I think I dated that guy's brother.
"For fuck's sake." it feels good just to write it. I'm going to try and incorporate it into my wdl's (words of daily living).
Oh for fuke's sake Cory - you made me laugh so hard my co-workers came running to see what was so "fuck sakin" funny. I think I dated his father - you know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. One of these days we are going to have a "who dated the biggest loser" contest. I'm going to win that one.. honest!!! Just wait - I've got a couple in the bag.
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