The Chinese are Calling This the Year of the Dog

I however, am calling it the year of laser hair removal. I am so excited and I don't even care how much it will hurt or if I will have to sell my plasma to pay for it. My only concern is that I will just stop short of my eyebrows and the hair on my head.

While doing my research, I learned that "trendy people" are getting their hoo-has shaped into something called a "Flair Do". Kind of like a Brazilian, but not.

Hearts, arrows, lightning bolts, chili peppers, peace signs, stars...Given the limited canvas area, it can’t be too intricate, but we will make every attempt to customize the design if the patient requests it.

First, I don't think that those with a limited canvas area are the same ones seeking laser hair removal, and second, can I request the Mona Lisa? I never want to be the old lady whose pubes are shaped into a downward pointing arrow. Can you imagine when these "trendy people" are 80 years old and have to have their diapers changed by the nursing home staff? They will become living legends, or laughing stocks at the very least.