I'm blaming it on being sick. And I'm blaming being sick for the third time this winter on my office mate's kids going to daycare. That's not really fair, but I'm in a bad mood. And when you take Nyquil at 8:00 pm, you tend to wake up at an ungodly hour the next day where the only thing on TV is Guthy Renker. Whatever the hell that is.
My new favorite person Tracy has tagged me for this, and I can always muster the strength to talk about myself.
Threes
~3 names I answer to:
Cory
Elizabeth (It’s probably someone I don’t want to talk to if they call me by my first name.)
Schmoopie (It all started as a joke from that Seinfeld episode. You can shut up with all the laughing now, and if you know Joe you must never speak of this.)
Names I won’t answer to include “Blondie” and “Yo!” both of which I was called when I waited tables.
~3 parts of your heritage:
Irish
English
German
~3 things that scare me:
Losing a loved one.
Having an incurable disease.
Cockroaches – ever since one flew at my head in a dark room when I was 8. I didn’t know they could fly and I almost wet my pants.
~3 of your everyday essentials:
Laptop with an internet connection.
Cell phone.
A hug, a kiss, and an “I love you” from Joe.
~3 things you are wearing right now:
Pajamas
Those fuzzy socks
A sore throat
~3 of your favorite songs:
Suedehead by Morrissey
The Seed by The Roots
Between the Bars by Elliot Smith
~3 things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
Eyes
Good sense of humor
That neck smell
~3 things you want in a relationship (other than real love)
Trust
Chemistry
Laughter
~3 of your favorite hobbies:
Shopping
Reading
Watching TV
~3 Places you want to go
Maldives
Bora Bora
Fiji (None of these will probably happen because I can’t be in a plane over the ocean for longer than an hour or two.)
~3 things you want to do before you die:
Have some little kids of my own.
Get a boobie lift.
Get over this fear of flying for 18 straight hours so I vacation someplace cool.
~3 ways that you are stereotypically a female/male:
God, how I love to shop.
I cry often. I don’t even have to be sad.
Half of my wardrobe is in the pink family.
~2 truths and 1 lie (in any order):
I got a 680 on the math portion of the SAT.
I’m a hypochondriac about my health.
I am a horrible procrastinator at work even though it gives me tremendous anxiety. (I challenge you to guess the lie.)
~3 people you would like to take this survey:
Gagi
Kasey
Fightin' Mad Mary
And anyone else I didn't get last time.
Unrelated - I finally found a Paula Deen show and I just learned that Savannah's minor league baseball team is called the "Sand Gnats." How embarrassing. Macon, GA has some team that's called the "Whoopie" (say it out loud--Macon Whoopie). Who thinks of these things? Maybe I'm just bitter because I went from being a tough Bulldog in high school to being a God damned bird in college. Fly little Ospreys, fly!